20 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoos Found On The Internet

Bad Boy

Bad Boy

...And you continue to make them. At least you're consistent.

Show Me The Way

Show Me The Way

I don't want to spoil it for the people that might not get this one straight away. So we'll just leave it here for you until everybody's got it figured out, shall we?



Lost In (Translation Software)

Lost In (Translation Software)

Almost as good as the time a guy from my school thought he was getting a tattoo which read "marijuana" in Chinese characters. Later, he found out that it read "chicken chow mein".

What A Mess!

What A Mess!

What is that monstrosity?! This dude had better hope this washes off...



All About The Trunk

All About The Trunk

You just have to own it and pretend the phallic nature of it was intentional. Maybe people with laugh with you. Maybe they'll laugh at you.

No Power

No Power

Yes, it is. Which is why you have no power. You know what I'm saying?



The Hangover

The Hangover

I like to imagine that this dude had the biggest night out of his life and woke up like this, not being able to account for pretty much the whole few days that had gone past. This is him trying to take stock and remember who he his.

Busted Biebs

Busted Biebs

There's one thing worse than getting a Justin Bieber tattoo, and that's getting a Justin Bieber tattoo where he looks like he's got the mumps and is currently suffering from a sever allergic reaction.



That Dear Octopus

That Dear Octopus

If anybody can decipher this misguided, ethereal nonsense, can you please let me know? Actually, don't bother. I'd rather drive nails in to my genitals than be on the same page as whoever thought this was a good idea.

Didn't Killed Me

Didn't Killed Me

You're going to need all the strength you've got. Either that, or maybe just a t-shirt would solve your problem.



Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling

This tattoo is absolutely ridiculous. But I like it.

What's Weirder Than A Hanson Tattoo?

What's Weirder Than A Hanson Tattoo?

Two questions: 1) Why would anybody get themselves a Hanson tattoo? And 2) Why would anybody who wanted a Hanson tattoo enlist the services of someone who is clearly not very good at tattooing?



Bruising Tattoo

Bruising Tattoo

If you want that "just been in a vicious prison brawl" look but you simply don't have the time or means to get in to said brawl all the time (and perhaps the medical bills are oppressive), then this is your answer.

My Little Friend

My Little Friend

This Scarface tattoo kind of looks like it was modeled on a bobble head.



Keep Smiling

Keep Smiling

Why do people go and get tattoos without first making that the artist has a basic command of the English language?

Camo

Camo

When war is carried out on a checkers board, this is what a soldier looks like.



You're Joking

You're Joking

In some ways, this is the best tattoo on this list, and then there's the other ways in which it's the worst. All in all, I'm glad that someone has this tattoo, but I'm also very glad it's not me.

I've Got All The Best Words

I've Got All The Best Words

This tattoo is an incomplete sentence with poor grammar and bad spelling. It may have been written by Donald Trump.



Minimum Wage

Minimum Wage

Nobody in this family is going to earn more than minimum wage unless either of them can rap.

Ronald McD

Ronald McD

Every now and then, a tattoo comes along that is so bad that it's the coolest thing we've ever seen (that week). This is one such example.