5 Flirty Texts To Send Your Crush On Valentine's Day

The Wrong League

The Wrong League

"You're so out of everyone's league that I figured you must be at home alone, doing nothing on Valentine's Day. So I figured I'd text you 'Happy Valentine's Day'".

So, what makes you think she's in your league..?

You Stud, You!

You Stud, You!

"Hey there, stud. Happy Valentine's Day!".

Simple but effective, I'd say. You should probably chuck in a smiley face or "xxx" for good measure.



How It Is.

How It Is.

"So, today's Valentine's Day. I'm single. You're single. See where this is going...?"

Sure, it's a bold move. I mean, it could see you shut down in gloriously inglorious fashion. But then again, you could come out on top! You'll never know unless....

Because It's V-Day...

Because It's V-Day...

"Just because it happens to be Valentine's Day today, I wanted you to know that if you were to call me, I wouldn't hit "ignore" on you."

You know, because he/she is so damn special....



You'll Have To Settle

You'll Have To Settle

"So, since I can’t give you a Valentine’s Day kiss, I guess you’ll just have to settle for this flirty text. Happy V-Day, handsome."

Again, you could then round it out with a smiley face or some other emoji combination but probably don't use the toilet one.