25 Of The Stupidest Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said

"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

Yes. His daughter.

The View, 2006.

"Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."

"Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."

This is from an unauthorized booked penned in 1991 by John O'Connell - former president of Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino. Trump's then assistant, Norma Foerderer, told the public that although she hadn't read the book, it was filled with many mistakes. Trump later said in a Playboy interview that the things O'Connell wrote about him in the book were "probably true".



"I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."

"I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."

He talks like he owns the women. Like they're a stable of horses or something.

New York Times, 1999.

"Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision."

"Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision."

Just one of the many signs that Trump should not be allowed access to his own Twitter account.



"Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore."

"Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore."

Why did he need to mention that Obama is "African American"?

"If I were running 'The View', I'd fire Rosie O'Donnell. I mean, I'd look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I'd say 'Rosie, you're fired.'"

"If I were running 'The View', I'd fire Rosie O'Donnell. I mean, I'd look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I'd say 'Rosie, you're fired.'"

This is from an interview with ET. I know it's not really the point, but has Donald Trump looked in the mirror?



"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

This was also a tweet. One we really, really hope he made as a joke. Please let it be a joke. This dude is in charge now!

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... And some, I assume, are good people."

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... And some, I assume, are good people."

This was from a now famous speech he made back in June.



"You're disgusting."

"You're disgusting."

This was directed towards a lawyer who asked for a breast pump in order to feed her baby.

"I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

"I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

That speech again...



"I have a great relationship with the Blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the Blacks."

"I have a great relationship with the Blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the Blacks."

"The blacks"...

"Laziness is a trait in blacks."

"Laziness is a trait in blacks."

Another one from John O'Connell's book, in which he paints Trump as a racist and incompetent businessman.



"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault."

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault."

Does this sound like a US President?

"I was down there, and I watched out police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down."

"I was down there, and I watched out police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down."

Yes, he was referring to 9/11.



"Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich."

"Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich."

He doesn't lack confidence, does he?

Wall Street Journal, 2011.

"Who knows?"

"Who knows?"

...was his response to a question which asked if he would start a war with China.

New York Times, 2016



"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

This in reponse to Spy mag's "short-fingered vulgarian" bit in the 80s.

New York Post, 2011.

 

"A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don't have an advantage or this and that... if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black."

"A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don't have an advantage or this and that... if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black."

What is he even talking about?!

The R.A.C.E, NBC.



"I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that. I am the least racist."

"I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that. I am the least racist."

Well, he isn't.

E!Online, 2011.

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

What planet is this dude on?!



"The U.S. will invite El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord who just escaped prison, to become a U.S. citizen because our "leaders" can't say no!"

"The U.S. will invite El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord who just escaped prison, to become a U.S. citizen because our "leaders" can't say no!"

Racist.

"Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people."

"Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people."

Well, we do now!

Washington Times, 2015.



"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

This requires an explanation that is impossible to explain. See how little sense that sentence made.

Yeah...

"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful piece of ass."

"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful piece of ass."

He really doesn't care what people say about him. Which is something we'd normally admire. But this just makes him even more dangerous.

 



"An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."

"An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."

Wow.