Man Proposes "Vaginal Lipstick" Glue As Feminine Hygiene Product. Women Of The Internet Aren't Happy!

Is There A Better Way?

Is There A Better Way?

This question is primarily for the ladies. In fact, it is solely for women only on account of the fact we're referring to feminine hygiene products.

However, that hasn't stopped an American man trying to come up with a solution to a problem that nobody asked him to solve. Of course, if said "solution" wasn't bat-shit ridonkulous, he might not be copping so much flak for his efforts.

The Adhesive What-Now?!

The Adhesive What-Now?!

Chiropractor, and all-round ladies' man, Dr Daniel Dopps (too many D's in his name - I already don't trust him), is the CEO of Mensez Technologies; a company which has ome up with  - wait for it - The Mensez Adhesive Vaginal Lipstick.

 

Clinging Together

Clinging Together

According to Forbes, Dr D described his invention as a “natural compound of amino acids and oil in a lipstick that is applied to the labia minora which causes them to cling together in a manner strong enough to retain menstrual fluid in the vestibule above the labia minora where the vaginal opening and urethra exit.”

Well, that sounds lovely....

 

Surely Not! Afraid So...

Surely Not! Afraid So...

If you need a kicker, the Doc also referred to the vagina as a “self-cleaning shower drain”. Seriously, stay out of this, dude. He suggest women walk around holding on to the fluid until they visit a bathroom when the whole thing is “instantly washed away with urine, (releasing) the menstrual fluid along with the urine into the toilet … Safe, secure and clean.”

Of course, you'd be forgiven for Hell's vagina would freeze shut before this concept ever got past the design phase, but unfortunately, you'd be wrong. Dr Dopps has indeed been granted a patent for it to go ahead.

Ever Woke Up WIth Your Lips Stuck Together?

Ever Woke Up WIth Your Lips Stuck Together?

Dr D took note of much criticism he copped online and responded in magical fashion by proving himself to be a real gentleman, writing;

"You as a woman should have come up with a better solution than diapers and plugs, but you didn’t. Reason being women are focused on and distracted by your period 25 per cent of the time, making them far less productive than they could be.”

Told you he was a ladies' man.